Sex Toys Rock!

Ruby's Pearls of Wisdom: “My Owner likes to hit the G with her favourite piece of vibrating plastic, but sex toys aren’t just for those intimate moments alone, sex toys are for sharing too. Sex toys rock!”

July 29th, 2016|Ruby's Pearls|


Just random images that excite me - on a Tuesday.

July 26th, 2016|Ruby's Tuesday|

Look Down On A Man

Ruby's Pearls of Wisdom: "I just love to look down on a man, especially when his head is between my legs."

July 22nd, 2016|Ruby's Pearls|

Love Me Some Lace

Just random images that excite me - on a Tuesday.

July 19th, 2016|Ruby's Tuesday|

Vulva? Is That Really The Best We Could Do?

Who the hell was it that decided ‘vulva’ would be the best word to describe this thing we girls hold between our legs?  A vulva is not something sexy and beautiful, a Vulva in my head is a tired old Swedish car. Something safe, slow and boring. Fuck that, that is so not me. I like to think of myself as something a bit more exciting than that, something that will fire the imagination and

July 14th, 2016|I-Vagina - The Book, Rants, Dribbles & Naughty Stuff|

Getting Ready To Launch The Ebook

Things are really starting to hot up here. We're nearly there with the initial launch of the ebook and if you would like to receive a free review copy you need to get on over to my Ruby's VIP Readers page and join up. It's simple and free. Once you're a member just email me and ask for your copy, I'll then email you the Mobi file for Kindle or the Epub file for most

June 28th, 2016|I-Vagina - The Book, Indie Publishing, Ruby's VIP Readers|

How Do You Describe A Smell?

What do I smell like? Gorgeously fucking sexy! How do you go about describing a smell anyway? I suppose, like any recipe, you start off with your list of basic ingredients and then you carefully blend them all together to produce your mouth-watering masterpiece. Here's what it says in the book: First we take a freshly-showered armpit, then we leave it for four or five hours into the day so it gets

Being One Of Ruby’s VIP Readers

The idea of Ruby's VIP Readers is to have a place that isn't social media where we can all get together and have a bit of private contact. I don't necessarily want everything I say being aired in public. Plus, I think it's important to have a place I can call my own where I have control over everything and I can decide who sees what and when, not some ad-driven algorithm. Blogging seems to

March 12th, 2016|I-Vagina - The Book, Indie Publishing, Ruby's VIP Readers|

Meet The Creative Geeks

Once I had the bare bones of the book written I thought I might look around for someone to help me put it all together and guide me on my self-publishing journey. I can't remember who told me, or how I found out about them (I started the book a long time ago), but I ended up contacting the guys at Sophemi Publishing Solutions for some advice and a bit of a hand-holding. I suppose

February 12th, 2016|I-Vagina - The Book, Indie Publishing|

Here’s One For the Girls

A completely gratuitous picture of a nice, clean sexy man having a bit of a workout. It's not just you boys that get off on sexy pictures, you know. I don't know about you, girls, but I certainly know what I'd like to do with him..! A slick of sweat on his bod would have been nicer, though, don't you think? Ah well, we can all dream. (Image: Butz.2013 on Flickr)

December 8th, 2015|Eye Candy|
“What do I smell like? Gorgeously fucking sexy! Well what did you expect me to say, Sweat, stale piss and two-day-old cod?”
Ruby's Pearls of Wisdom