Book Cover Design Awards
I thought I'd enter my cover for the Ebook Cover Design Awards over at The Book Designer.com. Here's what I wrote on the submission: “I just wanted a simple design that wasn’t too ‘in your face’ considering the book’s title, but I also wanted it to convey the slightly tongue-in-cheek and humorous aspect of the book’s content. I hope the subject isn’t too inappropriate.” Here's what Joel Freidlander said: "I think you hit exactly the right
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Lace Me Up, Baby
Just random images that excite me - on a Tuesday. It's been a while since I posted but hey, y'know, sometimes life just gets in the fucking way.
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Pubic Hair Is Natural
Ruby's Pearls of Wisdom: "Pubes are a delicious scent trap, a pheromone red carpet that guides you into the VIP area and let’s you know I’m ready."
You lookin’ at me?
Just random images that excite me - on a Tuesday.
Before You Start Touching
Ruby's Pearls of Wisdom: "Before you get into any touching you need to start paying her some serious attention. Notice I said her, I didn’t say her genitals!"
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Sex & Orgasm – Final Cover Reveal
We're just about ready to hit the 'publish' button and I thought, after a bit of research on Amazon, that the sub-title needed a bit of jazzing up. So I added the all-important keywords: sex and orgasm. That should do the trick! I'll just sit back and count the money as it floods in now.
You Can’t Buy Class…
Just random images that excite me - on a Tuesday.
“What do I smell like? Gorgeously fucking sexy! Well what did you expect me to say, Sweat, stale piss and two-day-old cod?”